Jun Dishes

[Jun Song]

Meg Maley: what do yall wanna play

Meg Maley: because i can set up either board game online or cards against humanity

El Fit Vic: lets play whatever Jun doesn't want to play

Meg Maley: all in favor of bgo say i??? all of cah say u

Meg Maley: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jun Song: all in favor of not saving victor say I!

Meg Maley: o shit

El Fit Vic: u can vote me out MVP, i really don't care lol

THAT'S IT! I'M PUTTING RAT POISON IN HIS DINNER TONIGHT!

[Jun Song]

Shifting gears to a less douchey person lol. Part of my strategy with dealing with Mad Luna is to talk about how hot he is.



He definitely loves shit like that. It seems to be working because this happened:

P. Calafiore: on a more serious note can i tell you something?

Jun Song: go for it!!

P. Calafiore: OKAY

P. Calafiore: well we've been getting along great and i like you a lot

P. Calafiore: and you can take this for what it's worth

P. Calafiorei: but you're my target

P. Calafiore: i'm not gonna do anything with it tho lol

Omg, the sacrifice!

Jun Song: omg hahaha

Jun Song: you're so sweet!

Jun Song: choosing me over the prizes

Jun Song: Jun + Mad Luna = Jaulie haha

P. Calafiore: haha yeah idc about powers

P. Calafiore: Jaulie omg

P. Calafiore: i think i have an illness that sounds like that lol

P. Calafiore: Jaundice LOL

Jun Song: omg haha

Jun Song: at least you're still hot af!

My work here is done.

[Jun Song]

Ok, I think I figured out the fourth twist to this season: production didn't put us in the BB house, we're actually in an insane asylum. Tonight has been hectic and now I kind of regret not using the veto on Tiffany lol. funny how that works out. It seemed to me that Tiffany was the original target before Victor thought it was a brilliant idea to open his mouth. I'm not sure who the fuck he thinks he is calling me out like that but he probably made the biggest mistake in BB history.

He also caused an enormous amount of paranoia regarding alliances in the house. People are starting to question whether or not Victor is in an alliance due to how he's barely campaigning and how comfortable he feels. That little bitch Meg is being pretty sneaky too. Kalia told me that Meg think Victor and Corey are close and that they might have an alliance with Tiffany and Michelle. Random as fuck! I personally think Meg replaced her own name with Tiffany's lol. Meg initially through out the idea of the "social girls" working together but now we don't want anything to do with her due to how close she seems to be to Victor. She's being so obvious about it too! She was clearly defending him to me tonight, saying he's just upset he's still nominated and blah blah blah. SHUT THE FUCK UP MEG!

Victor clearly speaks more in group settings. I've noticed that he's pretty chummy with Corey, Meg and Michelle so perhaps it's true that they're together? Frankie and Natalie share the same sentiments as me as to why the FUCK there are people who like Victor. Frankie says Meg and Mad Luna outright told him they're saving Victor, no questions asked. I'm not sure whether or not I believe him, but uhhh I kinda do? Lol at least when it comes to Meg. I hope to grill the shit out of Mad Luna tomorrow. Kalia and I are on the same page now about possibly keeping Tiffany due to all the shadiness. Oh how I would love if Victor was evicted first!

I talked to Jee and may have convinced him to save Tiffany lol. I think he now sees how strange all the proceedings from tonight are. Natalie and I got MUCH closer tonight after we bonded over how fucked up in the head Victor is. Her and Kalia are for sure my top two. Adam told me he's saving Michelle and then proposed we work together lmao. I mean if it gets me a drug supply, why not? Frankie is for sure saving Michelle last I checked so not everyone has really pieced things together like Jun has. Unless Jun is completely wrong, then fuck her.

We only need 4 votes to save Tiffany since Kalia would break the tie. Perhaps myself, Nat, Jee and maybe Frankie or Boogie? I'm not sure yet. I don't wanna push TOO hard because it may sketch people out but I think I kind of have to go for HoH next week now lol.

Til the next dish

Always dishing,

Jun

[Jun Song]

This is a such a strange week 1 of BB! I think because there are 3 nominees and we're voting to save instead of evict, things are a bit shaky. I'm not entirely sure how everyone is voting but I'm going to save Tiffany. I'd rather deal with the crazy I know instead of the crazy I don't. Jee says Erika is saving Tiff and Mad Luna is saving Vic (barf). Natalie says she's saving Michelle because she's heard people like Jee and Frankie are saving Tiff. Of course Vic still isn't doing much campaigning so that's a bit fishy. And then there's Boogie and Loveita who haven't even been here so maybe they won't even vote lol. Corey says he's saving Tiffany which kind of came out of left field for me. I don't understand these people and I don't like them either. Also saving Tiffany is probably my best option because obviously I wouldn't save Victor and Michelle is my target so I don't wanna risk saving her, have her leave and then not get a prize lol. If everyone is telling the truth to me then I think Victor's stupid ass could be first evicted.

[Jun Song]

[Jun Song]

Due to the events involving Victor last week and me not being able to hold my tongue, I have decided to be nothing but nice this week! Just call me Sister Jun Now since I am a nun I did make a vow of celibacy so that's very unfortunate for Jee, I know he's been wanting to crawl all over me ever since he saw me enter the house lol.

Now the old Jun would have been extremely happy to see Victor leave but I am a changed woman and I feel bad for him. I think he was just trying to fit in and I would have gladly helped him change his ways if he were to stay. But that is the past and I need to focus on my future now! I am now in an alliance with Kalia, Natalie and Frankie. I know what you're thinking, how am I now able to stomach Franklin? Well over the days I have come to see how kind he can be and his good instincts will be beneficial for my game thank you very much. I shall learn to love him.

Moving on the HoH and MVP competitions, I thought I would have a significant advantage because I'm Korean lol. However, I can't underestimate my fellow houseguests. Finding words blindly is a difficult task but I have helped many blind people before so I shouldn't complain as much. While the circuit puzzle was difficult I think I practice enough that I was able to get a decent time. Practice makes perfect!

Moving forward I think it's only fair that those who do not speak very much should be nominated an evicted. I'm not sure where Loveita has disappeared to but if she doesn't want to be here and be mentored by me, then she should be evicted.

Til the next dish

Always dishing,

Sister Jun

[Jun Song]

I think it's quite appropriate that I got MVP because I am a very important figurehead in this household. Since I'm a nun it means people come to me for advice so it's only natural that I get rewarded for my hard work and charity. I want to use this power for good which means that I will need to nominate Meg for eviction. I believe she was the one vote to save Victor and was more than likely blindsided which means she's upset. I am good at reading faces and when I spoke with her it was clear she was acting differently. I think by nominating her it will give her the motivation to be the Meg she once was. I'm all about people finding themselves. I'll put Adam and Boogie as my second choices just because I don't hear their names in conversations much and I think nominating them could kick their butts to work harder. All I want is to improve the dynamics of the house thank you very much. I will admit that it was disheartening to lose HoH by one second lol. However, I have spoken with Erika and she seems to approve of me and my new nun lifestyle so I think I am safe for the week.

[Jun Song]

Sometimes in life you make decisions that you regret and I feel like I almost made one if Erika had nominated Meg. I'm glad she didn't because I had Adam next on my bootlist and I'm not sure about him anymore lol. I know he's Kalia's DT and she has told Natalie, Frankie and me that information so if Adam was nominated then she will know it wasn't her doing because she isn't MVP. She may think it was one of though because we know that information about her DT. Or she may think MVP is whoever had Victor or Loveita as their DT. Tiffany is starting to give herself too much credit and I was thinking about nominating her. I also had Michelle as a choice obviously because she's my DT but I knew if I went with either of those girls then it would incriminate Kalia since she nominated them the first week. Also she would for sure know I was the MVP if Michelle was nominated lol. This is all so confusing! It's hurting my brain! All I want to do is cleanse this household with peace and love! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! Take a deep breathe, Sister Jun, everything will be alright. I will achieve my goal this week, thank you very much.

[Jun Song]

Omg, I didn't know I would become a member of Anonymous when I won MVP! This is great! Now I can hack into the live feeds and see what these people are REALLY like.

[Jun Song]

Adam and I were talking about DTs and I mentioned how it would be easier on us if production revealed who the evicted houseguests had as their DTs so we can deduce who has who and stuff. He said that wouldn't make sense though since you get your DT's DT when they're gone. It was super fishy! Makes me think he had Victor or Loveita as his DT and now he has whoever they had. THIS IS TOO CONFUSING FOR ME. So maybe he was MVP last week? This guy is really sneaky and that doesn't sit well with Sister Jun, thank you very much!

[Jun Song]

I was actually happy not to get picked for the veto competition because I'm a fair person and I think it would be fair for everyone to have a chance to compete. When I walked out to the backyard with the rest of my houseguests I noticed the booths and blocks with pictures of some girl on them. No idea who she is but she seems to have many different looks so maybe she's having trouble finding herself in life. I advise her to meet with me and I can help her find her way, thank you very much. One thing I noticed was Hayden was missing. I'm not sure if this has happened in a veto competition before but I could have sworn I saw him follow me out to the backyard. Perhaps he turned into a ghost? The BB house may be haunted in which case I would gladly lead everyone in a séance, thank you very much. Or maybe there's a conspiracy against him which would be pretty messed up because everyone deserves a chance in life and for production to remove him is simply unjust. As I was watching the competition I noticed how Meg completely failed and that's disappointing because I really wanted to redeem herself but it seems like she isn't ready yet. Frankie ended up winning and I'm happy for him! I'd prefer he not use the veto because I think these nominations were made for a reason and God wanted it this way so we need to respect that, thank you very much!

[Jun Song]

SPOILER: Click to show

[Jun Song]

After Erika was finished writing her HoH blog for the week, I sneaked into her room to use the computer. Thank goodness I'm a member of Anonymous now because I was able to hack the password and check out the new cast for BB.

I'd kill to have Kryssie's job of just berating customers lol. I should start doing this at my restaurant.

[Jun Song]

The past few days have been strange because it's been extremely quiet in the BB house. I'm assuming it's because people know that if they act out, they'll have to deal with Sister Jun. It's also maybe because the vote this week is pretty simple: goodbye Hayden. I might throw him a vote to save because I think that might give him motivation to continue to reform himself once he's evicted. He probably won't even notice he's been evicted though so that's a shame.

[Jun Song]