Tiff's Riffs

[tiffany]

Congrats on final two.
Here's what I want you to do.
Answer the following as best you can.
So I can choose the best man or woman.

This request may be a bit odd
But only unrelated questions were outlawed
So please, what I want you to know
is that your answers must definitely flow!


KALIA, you and I have had our ups and downs
The first half of the game involved a lot of frowns
What's the real reason I was up in week one?
I want the truth, or else we're done.

I also want to know if you had to decide,
Who would you want sitting by your side?
How genuine was our final two?
Because it seemed like you and others were stuck like glue.

Finally, what I want to know
so that we can get on with the show,
is why you should win over Mad Luna
and be crowned this game's Big Kahuna.


MAD LUNA, what can I say?
I thought we'd never see this day!
You like to take your sweet ass time.
Now I want you to talk in rhyme.

Do you consider yourself capable of loyalty?
Do you think you should be this game's royalty?
Just because you were true to one house guest,
doesn't make it okay to be untrue to the rest.

Do you think you can beat your opponent?
Winning comps is just one component.
Your social game was much flawed,
but Beast Mode P.aulie, I must applaud.

Finally, what I want to know
is how many comps did you actually throw?

[tiffany]

All this waiting gets annoying,
and it keeps me from enjoying
What should be exciting,
but is not at all inviting.

One of you has dropped off the face of the earth
Too important to demonstrate the value of your worth?
Not even a mention or acknowledging our posts
If I didn't know any better, I'd think we were dealing with ghosts.

I get it, you don't have time to be devoting,
but what would happen if we abstained from voting?
I'm sure we'd all like to get this thing wrapped
but instead it's like a nightmare in which we've been trapped.

I'm tempted to just go ahead and vote
for the puppet master or the goat.
For Clinton or for Trump*,
For the queen or the chump.
The butterfly or the beast.
The one who disrespected the least?
The one who was taken or the one who brought?
Vote for the kettle or vote for the pot?
Did that even make sense? No, probably not.

I'm just bored, so please help me out.
I'm sure you're tired of this too, no doubt.


*I did really like this question Jee
even though you really don't like me.

[Mad Luna]

I believe that I deserve your vote
and I’ll prove to you I was no goat
My strength in comps was my biggest merit
But I’ll prove to you they weren’t to be desperate

Kali and me made a final two
to go to the end, no her and you
yes she did make a lot of deals
and she always had everyone on their heels

My social skills were lackluster
So I had to resort to just being a jester
Laughing with all of you was what I’ll take
Or you were laughing at me and all my dates

I hope I can be rewarded to be the winner
As a thanks, I’ll take you all out to dinner!



Tiffany, you were so smart
To know that I wasn’t just a tart
I threw a ton, you caught on quick
But then I turned up on the volume, it was sick

[tiffany]

Let's say that's all fine and dandy,
My winning that final POV would have been handy.
I had done it to save you and Jee before
So when you evicted me afterwards, I was quite sore.
And not once in that 24 hours, though I tried,
A talk with me wasn't your priority, since you never replied.

Neverless, I thank you for your time
and that you answered your answers in rhyme.

[kalia]

My reason for nominating you was true,
We hadn’t talked as much, and that blew.
However, something that I can and will say,
It was all my fault, you really did try, bae

It was true I had a lot of deals,
Some of you had me head over heels,
But all I wanted this game was to win,
and that involved playing some of you like a violin.

If I needed to make the final choice,
I would have made the one that gave me rejoice.
Your road to the end was too admirable,
the jury would have found you too likeable.

So although I loved the rekindling of friendship,
Bringing you to the end would have caused me to trip.
I’m here to win, not to be runner-up
I never wanted my game to blow up.

I am so much more deserving of the crown,
Strategically, socially, I was nobody’s clown.
I’m here because of me, myself and I.
Although others helped, I was so sly.

Some people were under a spell,
and truly believed I was just so swell.
That was not exactly an easy thing,
and I ask you to reward me for spreading my wings.

I love most of you, and hope there’s no hard feelings.
Despite how it goes down, there will be no frowning.
This cast was amazing and so were most of you,
trust me I’d tell you if you truly just blew.

[tiffany]

I'm glad you acknowledged my trying to talk
I don't think I deserved to be on the block.
A couple of your rhymes here are a bit iffy
But overall, your answer's quite spiffy.

Thanks for your response and good luck
It's nice to know you gave a f---
About winning the game and deciding what's best
Even it came at the expense of the rest.

I have one more question though, if I may
To both or either of you today
When did your partnership begin?*
Don't be vague if you want to win.


*You don't have to rhyme when you reply,
I just can't stop, as hard as I try.

[kalia]

This would have been a hard one to respond to in rhyme, but our alliance began about week 3 when there was an alliance formed with Boogie, myself and Mad Luna. Mad Luna and I really liked each other at this point, we got along pretty well and alliances were starting to be formed. Boogie told Mad Luna that he liked him and I the best, and we decided to form some sort of group there. We didn't know who else to include at that point. However, we weren't super super close at that point. My loyalty was still fully with the girls at that point since Jun, Natalie, Meg and Frankie (honorary girl :*) were my favorites in the game. The next few rounds passed, it really solidified week 5 and week 6, which was good timing for me because week 6 was when the attempt to backdoor me was done. We started sharing more information then. Prior to week 5, Mad Luna had given me quite a bit of information about the all guys group and all of that, but he didn't know ALL that much from me about the girls because I was still skeptical. Then week 5 or 6 it was finalized, and as I said, it was pretty beneficial for me.

I know some of my rhymes were iffy, I'm no you haha

[tiffany]

also, I just realized and I should have been more specific when I asked this originally . Maybe you answered it in another thread, but who would you want to be sitting next to in the finals if you had the choice, out of the the whole cast? Like, a name.

[kalia]

If I had to absolutely choose out of somebody on the jury, it'd be somebody like Boogie who was clearly not respected on a game level by many due to his inactivity. But, if you're meaning more-so the people that I was closest with and had a "final 2" with, then probably Meg.

[tiffany]

Thank you Kalia, that's it from me.
Best of luck to you and P.aulie.