Post by ika on Oct 17, 2016 23:56:55 GMT
Kelsey just shared this with me,
I love this song so much
You deserve the Smile of the Day
If good girls get down on the floor
tell me how low will a bad girl go?
she'll probably pick it up and
drop it down real slow....
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator
it's about 10 feet long
the bartender flips out and says
"Hey buddy, you gotta get that son-of-a-bitch
out of here it's going to bite one of my customers
and "I'm going to get sued"
The guy says no no no
it's a tame alligator I'll prove it to you
he picks up alligator and puts it on the bar
then he unzips his pants pulls out his package
and sticks it in the alligator's mouth
the alligator just keeps his mouth open after
about 5 minutes he pulls it out
of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants
and says see I told you it was a tame alligator
Anybody else want to try it?
The drunk down at the end of the bar says,
Thanks by sexy
I love this song so much
You deserve the Smile of the Day
If good girls get down on the floor
tell me how low will a bad girl go?
she'll probably pick it up and
drop it down real slow....
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator
it's about 10 feet long
the bartender flips out and says
"Hey buddy, you gotta get that son-of-a-bitch
out of here it's going to bite one of my customers
and "I'm going to get sued"
The guy says no no no
it's a tame alligator I'll prove it to you
he picks up alligator and puts it on the bar
then he unzips his pants pulls out his package
and sticks it in the alligator's mouth
the alligator just keeps his mouth open after
about 5 minutes he pulls it out
of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants
and says see I told you it was a tame alligator
Anybody else want to try it?
The drunk down at the end of the bar says,
"Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
Thanks by sexy
