BB Burns! (feat. kalia)

[meg]

Kalia and I were like "let's make a burn book because that'd be great to read once the game's over" so this will be a thing but I don't know how long this thing will take.

[ika]

What are you talking about?

[meg]

Okay, so basically in our chat so far I've made a bunch of roasts about the other houseguests and we decided to make a Burn Book based off of Mean Girls and place it in here. That probably sounds really weird but we liked the idea and we bonded over it so whyy not?

[Kat]

Where's the roast @

[meg]

Ill gather them soon

[meg]

Boogie - You’re as dull as fucking dishwater, some people are has-beens and you are a never-was and a never-fucking-will-be.

Erika - I feel like by this point I've learned more about your sleeping schedule than about yourself.

Jun - Fried rice? What's that? Is that like, an asian getting out of a tanning booth? Is that what you're into? That's all I hear you talk about, so if that is what you're into, I'm shocked you broke up with Jee.

Tiffany - I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

Frankie - I've heard you talk so much about your sister I've grown more interested in her than you. Let's be honest (for at least this one time honey), you'll never be the man your sister is.

Corey - I feel like whenever I speak to you, I imagine a combination of my profile picture and yours. Awkward and scared.

Adam - I’m jealous of all the people who haven’t met you yet! xoxo
(PS: that wasn't a compliment. my couch is more comfortable to talk to than you).

Mad Luna - I don't know what's more scary, your haircut in the game or the idea of you winning HoH again.

Jee - Okay, but where have you been all this time? I know you haven't been modeling your game very well (or your looks, YIKES @ that aim prof pic).

Natalie - I seem to laugh at your profile picture more than I do at our conversations.

[Kat]

You girls are ice cold

[meg]

it's all in true spirit of our favorite holiday

[Kelsey Faith]

what the fuck

[Kelsey Faith]

@ all the rolls oh i didn't see this page, hi i'm kelsey

[meg]

hi kelsey!!

[boog]

i have zero idea what is going on with these dice rolls. especially near the end. jesus

[meg]

i didn't either tbh but we wanted to randomize who did what burns

[jackie]

you guys sound more harsh then zingbot

[meg]

ok i got rid of the dice rolls